It’s hard to pinpoint how long I have been laying here in this tunnel, waiting to be saved. Weeks? Days? Don’t ask me how I arrived here. I am expecting an intelligent person like yourself to figure it out. Without doubt, it has been unpleasant here. At this very moment, a rat just passed by. I started to get used to these lousy creatures. Hey, you! We don’t really enjoy ourselves down here, do we? Let’s try at least to be friends! You could sneak in some crumbs from the world up there and I will scratch your back yes?! But I might as well ask you to call for help. Hey, wait!